2 new songs | 2 new songs will be up soon;
'Slow Roll' - Lysaght
'Children of Murdoch' - Holden
| | 0 Comments | 206 days ago |  | | | Calling all potential Recruits! | COW need a bassist.....that can do other stuff aswell!!!
Ideally a bassist with access to a synth of some sort.....
If you like what you hear, please drop us a line at [email protected] | | 0 Comments | 206 days ago | | | | Cows; an excellent method of explaining....... | SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows
and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows
the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows
the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows.
The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows
the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk
away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later,
you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: (i love this one)
You have two cows
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image
called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves. Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per
year.
POLISH CORPORATION: You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and
killed attempting to milk them.
FLORIDA CORPORATION: You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes
for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best
vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for
neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch
of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows
But you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. Life
is good.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn
you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop
counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows
None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRISH FARMER:
You have two cows.
You claim government subsidies for eight cows
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is
kinda cute.
ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your
publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at
the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so
that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights
of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company
secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows
back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight
cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the
United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public buys your bull.
ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that
Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows,and attest that Enron has 9 cows.
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows,
forcing you to sell one to raise money | | 1 Comment | 277 days ago |
| | | Moonshine Records <EnergyNights>
Like what your doin, keep us posted..
Daryl@MSR | | 6 weeks ago | | | | | Adam Mark Robinson <xX-Teeton-Mill-xX>
Hey check out my playlists and if u like copy them 2 your profile , i have some great tunes by mika, scissor sisters etc and Rnb 2, thanks, adz xx | | 10 weeks ago | | | | | A 1 sLakKeR <ireminduof>
i was gona make a band but i lack the strength in my forearms to sustain the weight of a guitar over an exteded period of time | | 11 weeks ago | | | | | Patrick Fogarty <slatteryslivemusic>
hows things? i run gigs in dublin city centre in various venues, if your interested in playing and would like more info, please contact me at slatteryslivemusic@gmail
.com or call
0879741329
paddy | | 13 weeks ago | | | | | Morty Mer <inamorty>
cool stuff.
used fl5 for all of those. experimenting with project V 2 from cakewalk for the sequencing and absynth 4 for all the instruments. will put up them new gems after this christmas thing dies over.
Really recommend absynth as a VST though. you can get some cracking sounds from it (after fiddlage admittedly). | | 18 weeks ago | | | | | Robert Cromie <grey-leg-face-man>
I like this, it's trippy. Keep up the good work lads. | | 19 weeks ago | | | | | Sean Hurson <NavalPigsty>
Niiiiiice. I love this stuff. First song is brilliant. Especially good for nearly 5am listening.
To the guy who commented me: My Floops is broken! If I had've gotten it legally, (shhh) this never would have happened, but I got problems with it now. Eventually I gave up trying to get around it, and got this new program called Reason 3.0. But, I only got it yesterday, and it's confusing as hell, so I need a while to learn how to use it. As well as that, I've never used version 5 of Floops, so I don't know if 6 is better. I can only assume it is, cos it's a higher number. Can't really help any further there...
Oh yeah, and the thing in Dream. Like, you mean the tom sample as in drums? It was just an instrument in Floops, and I made a basic pattern with it. I didn't sample it from somewhere else or anything. But glad you like the stuff anyway. | | 21 weeks ago | | | | | Ian Lysaght <ianlysaght>
groupies ahoy! 2 fine additions, my we are blessed, hope to see you fair maidens at our first gig, watch this space | | 39 weeks ago | | | | | Niamh McD <nini-mc>
1st groupie!!! | | 39 weeks ago | | | | | JPOF <JohnJoeJack>
By jove, we are a very handsome group of musicians!
I reckon we abolish practice and just meditate together.
So let's go down to the woods!
John | | 41 weeks ago |
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Like what your doin, keep us posted..
Daryl@MSR
Hey check out my playlists and if u like copy them 2 your profile , i have some great tunes by mika, scissor sisters etc and Rnb 2, thanks, adz xx
i was gona make a band but i lack the strength in my forearms to sustain the weight of a guitar over an exteded period of time
hows things? i run gigs in dublin city centre in various venues, if your interested in playing and would like more info, please contact me at slatteryslivemusic@gmail
.com or call
0879741329
paddy
cool stuff.
used fl5 for all of those. experimenting with project V 2 from cakewalk for the sequencing and absynth 4 for all the instruments. will put up them new gems after this christmas thing dies over.
Really recommend absynth as a VST though. you can get some cracking sounds from it (after fiddlage admittedly).
I like this, it's trippy. Keep up the good work lads.
Niiiiiice. I love this stuff. First song is brilliant. Especially good for nearly 5am listening.
To the guy who commented me: My Floops is broken! If I had've gotten it legally, (shhh) this never would have happened, but I got problems with it now. Eventually I gave up trying to get around it, and got this new program called Reason 3.0. But, I only got it yesterday, and it's confusing as hell, so I need a while to learn how to use it. As well as that, I've never used version 5 of Floops, so I don't know if 6 is better. I can only assume it is, cos it's a higher number. Can't really help any further there...
Oh yeah, and the thing in Dream. Like, you mean the tom sample as in drums? It was just an instrument in Floops, and I made a basic pattern with it. I didn't sample it from somewhere else or anything. But glad you like the stuff anyway.
groupies ahoy! 2 fine additions, my we are blessed, hope to see you fair maidens at our first gig, watch this space
1st groupie!!!
By jove, we are a very handsome group of musicians!
I reckon we abolish practice and just meditate together.
So let's go down to the woods!
John